Senator Jason Chaffetz

I mean, come on! IMPEACHMENT! It’s absolutely sickening. Border line treason to think our great CEO President Trump. The president mind you. The President! Could not even commit a Lie much less Lie. I mean gosh, give the president a little credit in protecting us from our enemy. Geez, without him, we’d be lost and not great. You need to show some respect. Bow down. Heck, I’d become a human just to give it oral sex. Who wouldn’t, come on. I only got so much time. Why waste it debating facts like the greatest president ever.

Come on, we’re better than this. There’s nothing illegal or ethically wrong with grabbing women’s pussies or being a Good Mormon. Enough already. I mean heck. You act like Bad Mormons shouldn’t be jailed. You act like HRC is not worse. I don’t even want to know.

I mean golly gee. It’s not like CEO President Trump hates all Mormons. It likes me. A Good Mormon.

So I am appalled. Absolutely appalled at the behavior of the United States of Eden people. Just look at yourselves. Look at yourselves. You’re angry for being human. We can’t do anything about that. It’s just not fair. No matter what you see or feel, I’m not changing the fact I’m a Good Mormon. CEO President Trump said so.