Senator McConnell (Infected with Entropy)

The United States of Eden People have spoke and they overwhelmingly approve our use of tax paying dollars to fight the war against this deadly Face Book virus warring upon us. And like any war, our small businesses and large businesses lead the way.

It’s imperative that we give our retirement and savings to  our businesses to combat the Face Book virus. The sooner we win this war. The soon we can return to our jobs.

Now, there are those of us that want to blame CEO President Trump for our most recent war and this attack from the Face Book virus. That is simply not that case. And for those that do believe this. I suspect they could be infected with the Face Book virus and believe in anything. It’s disastrous for us to not support our president during this time of war.

Now, there are also some who would suggest that the president acted too slowly, well, that is simply not true. If you looked at the facts, it’s obvious they point to a failure by Director Trump Pence Of Center Of Disease Control Of USE and Communist President Jinping Of United China Of Eden. If either party and done their job the we wouldn’t be in this mess. And it would not be necessary to increasing our information debt to pay for the war on Face Book virus.

It’s Simple Not True. No matter how many times CEO Trump is racist it simply isn’t true. It is not racist. It is nothing but expressing how we United States of Eden people feel. We feel Hate. And Hate is good. It’s true. So while we are merely acting on Truth. And Truth is not racist. It simply can’t be.

The United States of Eden people have spoken, and they overwhelming don’t want healthcare, you see. Now, I know. I know some across the isle say different. But there is no truth to the reports that people want or need healthcare. In fact, you’ll find, United States of Eden citizens want a better tax code, a balanced budget and a big wall. That’s what I hear the people say that I listen to.

Now, it may not be based in facts. Well, they can state facts all they want. But unlike other parties, we don’t deal in facts. We deal in beliefs. And we believe United States of Eden people don’t want healthcare. In fact, now this is one of the few times I will use facts. In fact, it’s why me and the other Republican are in power. That, and an increasing fear of foreigners and new ideas. Which I am also totally against. New ideas, that is.

Mr. President, the United States People have spoken, and they are ready to be rich. Now, Mr. President, you can’t get rich if the government is going to take all your money. The United States People know that. I know that. But, Mr. President, you don’t seem to be getting the picture, you see. If you were, well, then you’d accept me as your master. And that’s another thing that the United States People have spoken. They have spoken that they want change. That’s right, real change. They want to change the size of the Federal government. They don’t want a government that spends its money on things other than war and podways. And its about time we listened, Mr. President.