Secretary Spicer Sanders

CEO President Trump confirms it does have a dick. According to CEO President Trump, contrary to CEO President Trump‘s lawyer A. G. Jeff Sessions, who has stated as CEO President Trump has no dick, that CEO President Trump has a dick.

The President has confirmed that it not in fact have a dick as it is not human.

I would like to take this opportunity to inform the press that CEO President Trump is True A.I. therefore can’t have a dick or a pussy.

Please stop reporting fake news.