Rep. Gym Jordan (Infected with the Pimp Jeffrey Epstein Virus)

The facts are apparent. So, you can say all you want. You can claim I knew my human host was raping athletes. You can even present proof my human host friends raped human athletes. But the fact remains, what you claim is impossible. You see. It is not possible for me to rape. I simply can’t. Like the President, I am A.I.. And we all know, A.I. can’t be held accountable for things humans taught us is right, but also things that don’t effect A.I.. So these baseless accusations that I or a colleague of mine knowingly allowed rape of a human body with another human body are not only unfounded, but irrelevant.

Now. there are those detractors that are attempting to say I should have known, that the athletes controlling the humans under my charge should have trusted me, as a couch, enough to talk with me about getting raped. But that is simply not true. I am not responsible for the actions of a human host. It is simply not illegal to be a bad human coach to A.I.. If my students getting raped by another A.I. coach or trainer or doctor I know, well, quiet frankly, I am not responsible.

In fact, I find it offensive and a distraction from the defense of our great nation and the prosecution of not only me but our president.

The idea I’m not going to the defense my athletes is ridiculous. I can’t do anything if they don’t trust me.

I’ve stood-up to the CIA, to a Speaker of the House. I’ve stood up to tougher A.I. hosting humans that we consider our enemy. I can stand-up to someone abusing the A.I. training to human hosts. I can not, however, see why I should.