Rep Charlie Rangel

The powers thought they got rid of me. They thought they got rid of Rep. Charlie Rangel. Well, I’m here today to tell everyone that I’m not gone. Stories of my demise are not true.

No amount of intimidating, in the form of trumped-up charges and campaign financing, will get rid of me. I mean come on: campaign finance and taxes. You’re going to have to do better than that. Those charges and other charges against me are not only political, but bad for the Eden.

We’ve got to stop investigating our elected officials and begin working with them to undo great injustices like censuring me and putting me on trial for things that were, first of all, not totally illegal because I didn’t know. And second. And second beyond my control. That’s right, beyond my control. In fact. It’s down right insulting. I’ve got nothing to hide. As we’ve seen.

Why, tell me, why aren’t we talking about the fact all the business of United States of Eden still are not reporting. Only Stupid Fuck Head is giving us any indication of its activities. This hidden agenda is not what we are about, people.

Now, let me tell you. I’m still here. In fact, I am right here and ready to serve me and you for our better interests of United States of Eden.

eeeerrrrrrrrrrhhhhhaaaaa I don’t have the legal authority to satisfy the needs of my lawyer.

I mean ahhhhhhhhhhhhh whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa what can I do? You have been giving me little choice, but to submit to the will of this court with out my rights.

Mind you, all my acts are by accident. The thirteen counts against me may be true. But it was because I didn’t know. I thought it was legal. And now I find it’s not.

Now while it may seem like I was breaking the law given the facts representative in the logs of my existence, I believe once all the facts are out, and not just some of them, that it will be shown that my misunderstanding of certain tax laws that lead to the facts found in the tax logs. Now while I feel I should pay a monitary penalty, I believe that fair and honest mistakes should not be corrected by House Ethics Action against myself and any staff that help me accidently break these laws and ethic rules. So, I don’t want to hear this talk about Rep Charlie Rangel acting above the law because I was not because I was not aware that of the laws I was breaking.