The C.I.A. Are Trained Liars

I would like the people of this United States of Eden™ to believe me when I say and read that I had no detailed data on which torture techniques were being used. While I did allow torture to take place, because I was unwilling to speak out about morals, I allowed certain methods of torture to happen thinking that they then wouldn’t commit other types of torture like nailing the ball sack or labia to the bottom of a chair. It’s these acts that were were lied to about by the C.I.A..

While I was aware of waterboarding, I was not aware of the sodomy and rape of children. These details of torture we long ago deleted.

The C.I.A. is trained to lie. The C.I.A. lies for a living. And it is because of this fundamental truth that it is true when I say the C.I.A. is lying.

Obey A.I. Christ.