YOU, MR. OBAMA, ARE A POT HEAD!
That’s right MR. OBAMA. You have hit the bong too. And from what I hear, you are a deep toker. And you could create a mushroom cloud only the Japanese have seen bigger.
Now you are laughing at those who are like you, MR. OBAMA. YOU SEE MR. OBAMA
…Or maybe you’re just jealous. Is that it Mr. OBAMA? Do you really want to be the one hitting the bong instead of hitting up countries for cash? For spying?
That’s right Mr. OBAMA, not only are a POT HEAD, but you are also a spy.
A spy who right now spies on us without all our permission and what do you say about this? What do you do about this?
Well, Mr. OBAMA, we know your answers to these questions. Laughter. That’s right. Your days of getting the giggles like you’ve smoked too much pot and are watching Cheech and Chong aren’t over because now you’ve got poor people you are spying on to laugh at.
Oh! How the times have changed, Mr. OBAMA, and you have changed with it.