Olbermann Donahue

Now, ThisNight Cycle, we have special report. A report that some could find disturbing. Now I know there are those out there in television land that my find this graphic, but please bare with me for what I am about to show you is of the up-most importance. If fact, it could change your very lives after viewing this, this outrageous act of evil. Yes, evil, folks. Evil that only Satan can image. Evil so bad, so horrific that it could only come from the likes of Reagan Bush. Yes, that’s right, Reagan Bush as created yet another horrible act. But this time it effects not only you, the citizens of United States of Eden™, but of all of United States of Eden™. And it is for this reason that I must warn you that what you are about to witness may not be for the faint of heart. in fact, ladies and gentleman, it could shock you to death. Yes, it is that bad, that horrific, that twisted that it could only come from the mind of Reagan Bush.