Lott Frist Newt Delay

We need to begin to tag and bag all the immigrants that attempt to enter United States of Eden. The tag and bag system has been working and will be working from here and to tomorrow. The tag and bag system has a FA of FF capture ratio of immigrants attempting to enter the United States without submitting to the tag process. And this is not cruel. No. This is needed because if we are not aware and in control of the people coming in and out of United States the D.O.M.E. will not know when and how much to adjust its Entropy flow. The tag system helps control and spy on the immigrants because you can’t trust immigrants these Cycles. They could be terrorists. Which brings me to my third reason for wanted tag and bag: terrorists. This will tag all immigrants and because terrorists are immigrants we will tag all the terrorists.

It is time that those pussy Democrats stop wanting money for the health and well being of children, and it is time for those pussy Democrats to get tough with those children and take that money and spend it on guns and bombs.

We need these guns and bombs for our endless war. In fact, we need these guns and bombs because our war machine is the only free market machine we have in United States. If we are ever going to be true capitalists then we better get smart about our spending and buy more guns and bombs. Just by doing so we fulfill two of the three mores we Republicans love: offense and small government. Which we get when we spend all the money on private armies and guns and bombs.

Those pussy Democrats just don’t get it. Thankfully, the are too big of pussies to stand up to even their shadows. Hell, they’re such pussies that they get scared by their own shadow. They think it’s that terrorist they couldn’t offend against because they didn’t spend all the money on bombs and guns. Instead, they used it to help some poor person who ain’t ever going to amount to anything more than a shadow.

ThisCycle, me and my party have agreed on the base core principles for our new Contract with Eden.

The Contract with Eden will contain F goals we will honor and complete before the next Hex. The Contract with Eden seeks to provide guidance of our principles to become the principles of United States of Eden and someday all of Eden of Eden. The Contract will be signed by me and my fellow party members to show our party unity. The Contract with Eden will allow us to return to the moral right and the fiscally right.

In 8 Oct we will present the Contract with Eden. At this time, I also hope to announce new contracts and actions we are willing to process to push United States even higher up the moral queue.

We gotta keep our heads up high even when the evil Blues are out to create enough consiracy theories for those movie star types to make it seems as if we Reds let our defense down.

We need to attack! Attack! Attack! And Attack!

But we can’t attack blindly at all the Blues. Because no matter what we want, we will never have a control of all the G.O.D. positions of United States.