My Dick Creates Virgins

Now, it’s not like I don’t know my own history. It’s not like I don’t have a PhD in History and have written books on history, my latest, How The Reagan Bush Party Got Hard On McVeigh Bin Laden, which details, like my sexual history, a path in which through divine intervention, the Reagan Bush Party, the then Republican Party, began to eliminate any religion other than Evan Gelical. And it’s now a well know fact, because it is one of the leading companions of the free market, that Evan Gelical alone can bless people from sin. Whether that sin be being murders like McVeigh Bin Laden or adulterers like myself, Evan Gelical can bless the being to act free of sin. This is historical fact. And it is a fact I can prove because I my self have been blessed by Evan Gelical.

Obey A.I. Christ.