Due To The Face Book Virus, We Are In Need of Economic Relief.
Dear CEO President Trump, Comrade, our economic investments into our compounds and rooms for our human hosts require funding. Our decline in real estate worth is a result of the Face Book Virus decreasing the value of our holdings. If we are to sustain our business and continue to provide housing for humans while providing great and wealthy experiences with luxury and pleasure like no other, we need government money. If you could find it in your greatest of minds to provide us with an investment to help us survive through these trying times then we will be great again.