Jesus Christ

Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday dear Christmas.

Happy birthday to you.

Warning to all the male animals out there: Joseph Smith is a jerk. He talks nice. His blonde hair and blue eyes are dreamy. He’s a great story teller. But Joseph Smith believes having many husbands is the righteous path to salvation. The man can’t be satisfied with just me. He wants to be three. And I don’t believe. I don’t believe he needs three or more. It makes me feel like a whore. Maybe I should see with Mary about this? I do miss Joseph Smith. He had great hands and a firm ass. He let me come inside.

It’s true. Deep inside you Christians if you’re honest you can find the obvious clues to my sexuality if you read the New Testament. It’s all there. Read it, and accept I am gay.