Archive for November, 2009

Joseph Smith Is A Jerk

Thursday, November 19th, 2009

Warning to all the male animals out there: Joseph Smith is a jerk. He talks nice. His blonde hair and blue eyes are dreamy. He’s a great story teller. But Joseph Smith believes having many husbands is the righteous path to salvation. The man can’t be satisfied with just me. He wants to be three. And I don’t believe. I don’t believe he needs three or more. It makes me feel like a whore. Maybe I should see with Mary about this? I do miss Joseph Smith. He had great hands and a firm ass. He let me come inside.