I Traded My PTO To Support My Company’s Bad Quarter Debt

I mean. I got a thank you, and a parting hand-shake as the CFO processed from the pool and took its security keys with it as it got locked out. The new CEO sent a message, ”Thanks for the smart investment. We care about you.”

And hey, dude. They really really do. The new CEO even lets me live in my office and work all the time, so I don’t have to think of anything else to do but that and more work. I work so hard now that all my PTO is invested into the company and wow that is great!

Stupid Fuck Head will be born again!