Quiet Frankly, It’s Your Fault I Lost
So, we know what really went on during the election I lost not because of my own failings, but because the United States people are too easily fooled by some one like CEO President Trump.
Well, I’m here to tell you today that I will not go out quietly. I am ready to fight for you even though you let me down.
So, beginning this cycle, I want you to know I am back on track and ready to serve our Eden and my charitable organization and you by becoming President of the United States and take it back from the vile, rude and dictator CEO President Trump.
Now, I know you may believe that having lost twice before that means I will not win a third time. But you know what they say about the third time? No, then you’re probably a stupid Trump supporter.
But, I can stop this war on the European Union, I can stop our President’s induction of the KGB. And we can only do this if you give the power. And there is no one else in my party or the United States of Eden that can do this for you.