HRC

While I may have lost the race to be the President of United States of Eden and changing DC and all the United States of Eden, we can still change the future for my family, the Clintons, with our help in helping you. And to do this you must give to both your community, your political party and the Clinton Foundation. Because unlike the Trump Foundation or major political parties, you just can’t trust them like you can trust me to do right by your donation.

And while I can’t offer you the opportunity to stay at the White House for donating, I can guarantee with your donation you will help further future generations of Clintons’ goals of some day running for President of this United States and helping rule you.

So while we not be the next president, our foundation can still get big donors access to thousands of important movie stars, athletes and former world leaders now lobbying for the betterment our our world.