Governor Palin

You know it’s going to be super good to be Vice President. We’ll get to do a lot of neat things. We’ll go places and people will tell us things. Oh’ and I’ll make mistakes. Sure. But I’m just like you, so I’m going to try hard, do my best and hit those books. You know we gotta big Summit Meeting Next Cycle and there will sure be a lot read and seeing to get my facts straight. You know some time I just don’t know what to say. And, and I’ve been told I shouldn’t say it. They say I should just keep it short and simple. Don’t say a lot. Just smile and be pretty. And think of all those normal people turned United States President, or Vice President. Because you can do it! I will cheer for you. If I can do this. SO CAN YOU!

Let me hear it for small town Alaska! That’s right. Small town U.S.E will talk. I’m proud. And I am honored to be blessed by God and the good fortunine to fit your profile of small town U.S.E. It’s humbling to know my faults as a parent and my political power abuse won’t make me ineligable to continue the war with Eden, but rather allow you to help lead our nation to more war and more souls for God to bless.

Can I get an Alaskan Shoutout?

I know. I know there are some of those out their that are sexist and believe the fact I am a white human woman that I am not cabable of leading this domain. There are even some that see I am too sexy to have brains. Well, they didn’t come from Small Town U.S.E I tell you. Know, those elitists came from Hell. And that’s where they should go.