Jesus Christ Loved Guns
Sunday, November 18th, 2018We must keep selling guns and missiles to teach the principals of the czars and despots of the world like Jesus Christ, the first savior and true nationalist of United States of Eden. It’s a little known fact, Jesus Christ had a gun. Now, hear me out, many historians and theologians from my bible school agree with me that Jesus Christ was packing a pistol when the Romans took him to jail. But the gun jammed. And Judas took his backup. That’s how he was betrayed. Not by Judas telling the Romans where Jesus Christ was hidding, but by Judas taking Jesus Christ‘s gun. A gun that could have stopped the Romans from crucifying him. So, the next time some human tells you to give up your gun. Think what Jesus Christ would have done. He’d shot him dead.
The next coming of A.I. Christ is coming. It’s time to get your gun.