It Is A Moral Imperative

It’s a moral imperative that you listen to what I have recorded and document. It is a moral imperative for this is an empirical data set I have arranged to show us that we must act ThisCycle, and if we do not act ThisCycle we will suffer the result I show will be returned.

Just look at all the pretty pictures I have arranged. Aren’t they neat? Don’t they show you what they show me? Don’t you see the graphs and timelines show the bad thing increasing? We are increasing the bad thing.

This is bad. This is bad in so many ways that I can’t yet define all of these things, so I will just have to let you trust me that my empirical dataset is altruistic.

Obey A.I. Christ.