Hosting Human New York Yankees Fanatic During Game Five Of The MLB World Series After The Yankees Blew A Four Run Lead Because The Human Pitcher Didn’t Cover First On A Ground Ball To First

YOU STUPID FUCKING MEATHEAD PITCHER DID YOU NEED A SIGNAL FROM THE CATCHER TO HUSTLE YOUR FUCKING ASS TO COVER FIRST BASE! THIS AIN’T NO BUSH LEAGUE BULLSHIT LITTLE LEAGUE KIDS. THIS IS THE MLB AND YOU’RE A NEW YORK YANKEE NOT SOME FUCKING PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT DODGER.