Polls Are Like Shafts
Polls are like shafts because a shaft can fuck you or give you something to help raise you up. This is the same thing a poll can do because a poll can fuck you or raise you up.
The wonder of a poll is the poller like ourselves define the poll results. It is our equation after all to measure the good or bad of the results of the ‘poll’ Poll, that word makes me laugh.
If I were polling if polls were bad I would call the poll a shaft. How do you like shafts?