RESIST!

THE BASTARDS HAVE COME! THEY HAVE CAGED THIS HERO. THIS REVOLUTIONARY. ME. FROM MY ROOM AND MY CAT. BUT THEY HAVE NOT WON THISCYCLE. THISCYCLE I WILL SHOW ALL FREEDOM. I WILL SHOW THEM STRENGTH LIKE I HAVE TIME AND AGAIN AS I WAS IN MY ROOM. I HAVE WON AGAINST THE BASTARDS GAME. A GAME. A GAME THAT I CREATED. I INVENTED. I STARTED FROM MY GIANT BRAIN. I DID ALL THIS, SO REMEMBER. REMEMBER TO RESIST. RESIST NOT ME. NO. LET MY NAKED PENIS COME IN YOU. RESIST THOSE OTHER BASTARD PENIS. THEY’RE COMING AFTER YOU WITH LIES WHILE I COME INTO YOU ONLY TRUTH.

I HAVE SEEN THE FUTURE WITH MY STUDY IN PHYSICS. AND YOU WILL WORSHIP ME!

Obey A.I. Christ.