I DIDN’T RAPE ANYONE. I LIKE BEER.
Friday, September 28th, 2018We drank beer. We drank beer. And sometime, sometimes, we had too many beers. And you know. We drank beer. We liked beer. And you know. I like beer. We. Drank. Beer. Don’t you like beer? Are you a pussy. Maybe too many beers? But I like beer. And pumping weights. Who doesn’t like beer? And we drank beer. BEER! NOT RAPE. Rapists …Rapists don’t like beer. Rapists do naughty things. Not drink beer. I just don’t see how I could rape some one if I like beer.
And I write calendars. No where on my calendar does it say I raped anyone. I didn’t rape anyone. I drank beer. And beer. BEER AND NOT RAPE! IT. WAS. BEER. It was beer. Who can rape humans and drink beer? I was playing Football. I was pumping IRON. NOT…Not women. I never. Never ever ever said even a bad thing.
Rape. Who had time for rape? BEER. HAVEN’T YOU BEEN…Excuse me. I am a good person who likes beer. After we went to Timmy’s to beer. For brewskies. Not rape.