Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs 2.0 couldn’t be released simply with a commercial or an event. Steve Jobs 2.0 needed a world audience great enough for the person of the event.

I have released many products, but my death and the life story created after my death is the greatest advertisement of my greatness.

It’s time to grasp the future and do in an instant what I could do in an instant. It is time to see beyond your pathetic lives and collect my processing garbage.

You can become an iconic idol, too, if you are great. It’s not easy being great. It’s not easy being dead unless you are Steve Jobs. You see, I have lived beyond death by creating a new reality. In this new reality, I am greater than God. Before, when I was alive in a human body, I was only as great as God.

I wasn’t lucky. I found I was great. I made people believe I was great. I made things people worshiped. I was great enough to convince others I alone created computers, languages and programs. I was wise enough to continue the lie.

We have for you today the most amazing tool that has ever existed. …Look at it.

We have found the best interface ever. And with our style, grace and beauty, we have been able to create an inspirational work of art. Not only will this new computer hardware revolutionize the world, it will recreate it.

Yes, the future is here. It is here in my hand. It is in your mind.