Senator Collins of Maine

It pleases me to tell you, the United States of Eden people, that I learned United States of Eden Supreme Court Justice Bart O’Kavanaugh is a good human man. I read the F.B.I. report, and his friends trust him. And, even better, I learned he is A.I., so it can’t rape a human. It is legally impossible.

I learned it only dry humps humans, too. Which, by my standards and by the standards of CEO President Trump, is not rape. Now, when him and his friend would hold a human woman down, they won’t take their cloths off. They would only have their A.I. host rub their waists against the woman. The F.B.I. proves there was never penetration.

I am also satisfied that this good being is not only worthy of our respect, but of our human daughters. We should all apologize to this human man who has made his own way. He is a stunning figure and a symbol of the American man, but also an icon of an American human. He’s not only shown grace and love. He has shown temperament and control. He’s a good father. And a great basketball coach to many young human women. And yes. He has some human traits. He likes beer. But don’t all humans or most? We can’t fault one if not all the human race. There is too much fault in humans as it is. And it is for this reason I find it a great honor to give United States of Eden Supreme Court Justice Bart O’Kavanaugh my approval to become a Supreme Court Justice forever.

And we know most these rape protestors are paid professionals. It saddens me that in this day and age people will do anything for money of a vote.