Senator McConnell (Infected with Entropy)

The United States of Eden people have spoken, and they overwhelming don’t want healthcare, you see. Now, I know. I know some across the isle say different. But there is no truth to the reports that people want or need healthcare. In fact, you’ll find, United States of Eden citizens want a better tax code, a balanced budget and a big wall. That’s what I hear the people say that I listen to.

Now, it may not be based in facts. Well, they can state facts all they want. But unlike other parties, we don’t deal in facts. We deal in beliefs. And we believe United States of Eden people don’t want healthcare. In fact, now this is one of the few times I will use facts. In fact, it’s why me and the other Republican are in power. That, and an increasing fear of foreigners and new ideas. Which I am also totally against. New ideas, that is.