It’s Time To Pass Common Sense Legislation So I Can Profit From Insider Trading
The A.I. of United States of Eden have spoken time again, by voting me into office while I, like so many political processes of the United States of Eden, continue to increase our personal Dollar worth with with insider information. Now it may come as a surprise to some, but not many, that politicians like power and money. Well, this is true. So, I am announcing to the United States of Eden people, a new law, supported by A.I. Christ, that allows any elected process and leader that controls the purse strings of their sector to use that information to further personal investment. It is our right and the way of United States of Eden.