Representative Pelosi (Infected With the Dollar Virus)

I just want the United States of Eden people to know we are trying are best to work with the Republicans of this congress. I want you to know we are giving it our all to give the people what they want and what we think they need.

Despite what you may think or believe. We are not a rubber stamp for the Republicans. We are on the offensive, but we are also trying to work with the Republicans, so we can negotiate how quick we should rubber stamp all the money and people they want for the war.

Rubber stamping is very difficult. It is hard to do nothing, but let the Republicans run the government how they want. It is hard because we must show the United States of Eden people we are trying hard to do nothing and that unto itself is difficult.

Please have patience with us, and we will still let you down.

I know our base supporters are calling for us to being impeachment processes against the President for war crimes. However, now is not the time to impeach the President for it would send the wrong message to the enemy. It would also do us no good in our efforts to do nothing. We want change as much as you want change, but right now that change will have to wait because neither myself or my colleagues are willing to work more than is needed. And impeachment is a long and difficult process that would make us work. So, impeachment is off the table.

Don’t worry. We know they’re up to something. We’re asking them to help. We are just waiting for them to say no then we will go see what we can get with them. But will have a mean face. Maybe a scowel. That will scare them maybe. We’ll see what happens and take the next step in making sure we get a little of what we need and a lot of what they want.