NeoMcCain

My Friends, the main stream media and Obama and Clinton Kennedy have been at it again. They’ve counted me out, my friends. And you can’t count me out now, because I’m a fighter. And your a fighter. And if we fight together than we can knock the black from Obama then people will see him for the uppity son he is. That’s right, my friends. It’s time to get mean. It’s time to get violent. It’s time to pull out the white cone hats and masks, it’s time to get out swastikas, and if you got a noose or two, get ’em, my friends, because were going to have fun with good old lynching before that boy Obama and make the White House the Black House.

That’s right my friends, It’s time for them to let YOU decide. Because I know what it’s like to not have a choice. I’ve been in dark places, my friends. I know what it is like to be down. I know what its like to be in the dark. I even know what it is like to be black, my friends. And my friends, it was easier, yes EASIER, than being white. That’s why the fight to the White House is a tough fight, but it’s the toughest fight I will win when you vote for me.

My friends…My friends. We should ensure our rich people remain rich to allow the poor people of this great domain be guided by the rich because the rich are the true leaders of our domain.

My friends, the poor are poor because they have neither the initiative or the foresight to utilize their time for the greater gain of themselves and this United States. It is because of this lack that poor people don’t deserve our help. I promise you poor people will not be good for the economy. They are poor after all. And an economy right now needs rich people.

It is the rich that lead and succeed, my friends. We can hope and change all we want for the poor people to do anything that will help progress the economic state of this country, but poor people will never be able to help anything including themselves.

So I see to you today, ThisCycle, we need to begin to give rich people their do and increase their rights of control over the poor, and we need to slash their taxes to empower the rich to be rich.