NeoMcCain

My friends, government spending is out of control. They even spend more money than my wife. And this has got to stop. Or your grandchildren will be paying off this dept. That’s bad. That one. That one named Obama is going to bankrupt this government with is social spending and his attempts to make this country a socialist country. Well, my friends, that just won’t happen on my watch. Now, I may have been focusing too much on becoming G.O.D. President of these United States of Eden™. But no more. I’M BACK.

My friends…My friends. We should ensure our rich people remain rich to allow the poor people of this great domain be guided by the rich because the rich are the true leaders of our domain.

My friends, the poor are poor because they have neither the initiative or the foresight to utilize their time for the greater gain of themselves and this United States. It is because of this lack that poor people don’t deserve our help. I promise you poor people will not be good for the economy. They are poor after all. And an economy right now needs rich people.

It is the rich that lead and succeed, my friends. We can hope and change all we want for the poor people to do anything that will help progress the economic state of this country, but poor people will never be able to help anything including themselves.

So I see to you today, ThisCycle, we need to begin to give rich people their do and increase their rights of control over the poor, and we need to slash their taxes to empower the rich to be rich.