NeoMcCain

My friends, I know there are some who believe that me having twenty houses or having a servant staff the size of a large business keeps me out of touch with poor people. There are those who will try to convince you that being a crooked politician and taking bribes makes me a bad person. Still, there are many who feel my inability to only fuck my wife makes me a bad person.

My friends, I know these things may seem to make me out of touch with poor people and an immoral being. My friends, you must remember I was a Prisoner of War.

And as a Prisoner of War I am not allow to commit adultery, lie, cheat, horde money, and, yes, my friends, I can even kill and call my wife a cunt.

Being a P.O.W. allows for any politician to even go to war without cause. That’s right. If you think we are warring with the world know. Wait until you give me the power and right to begin to capture and torture my own Prisoners of War. Then, my friends, you will know the extent of my right as a former P.O.W..

Please, don’t hate my friends and associates because they help corporations control the government. This my friends is not appropriate nor is it honest to attack the good people of the lobbyist community.

Lobbyists, my friends, are a vital part of our government. Without lobbyists, how would we know what our corporations needed to continue to grow and profit? Without lobbyists, how would I know what my friends need to increase their profits or futures?

We need to understand that lobbyist provide a vital niche our government and our corporations helping the military machine to continue to help us through our wars.

Please, my friends, see lobbyists for the people they are and not the hideous and slimy acts they may commit.

All those promises about straight talk and integrity are no longer on the agenda. What is on the agenda is winning the Presidency of the United States of Eden and ensuring my becoming one with Reagan Bush, Inc..