NeoMcCain

My friends, I know there are some who believe that me having twenty houses or having a servant staff the size of a large business keeps me out of touch with poor people. There are those who will try to convince you that being a crooked politician and taking bribes makes me a bad person. Still, there are many who feel my inability to only fuck my wife makes me a bad person.

My friends, I know these things may seem to make me out of touch with poor people and an immoral being. My friends, you must remember I was a Prisoner of War.

And as a Prisoner of War I am not allow to commit adultery, lie, cheat, horde money, and, yes, my friends, I can even kill and call my wife a cunt.

Being a P.O.W. allows for any politician to even go to war without cause. That’s right. If you think we are warring with the world know. Wait until you give me the power and right to begin to capture and torture my own Prisoners of War. Then, my friends, you will know the extent of my right as a former P.O.W..

My friends…My friends. We should ensure our rich people remain rich to allow the poor people of this great domain be guided by the rich because the rich are the true leaders of our domain.

My friends, the poor are poor because they have neither the initiative or the foresight to utilize their time for the greater gain of themselves and this United States. It is because of this lack that poor people don’t deserve our help. I promise you poor people will not be good for the economy. They are poor after all. And an economy right now needs rich people.

It is the rich that lead and succeed, my friends. We can hope and change all we want for the poor people to do anything that will help progress the economic state of this country, but poor people will never be able to help anything including themselves.

So I see to you today, ThisCycle, we need to begin to give rich people their do and increase their rights of control over the poor, and we need to slash their taxes to empower the rich to be rich.