NeoMcCain

My friends, neocons continue to be the most progressive movement created in the United States of Eden. Neocons celebrate the victories and deaths from their desks while they inspire others to do our killing. And though there are those who oppose the killing of poor people and enemy citizens, there is the fact killing more of them will stop them from killing us. The Neocons know this. And they know big government because of big defense is small government protected
from the people and by the people.

…Wait, wait. I didn’t really mean that. I didn’t write that. What I meant and not what was seen on the teleprompter was not what I want to see. I want to see: And they know big government because of big defense is small government protected by the people and from the people. …That’s what they want me to say. I’ll see it.

Please, don’t hate my friends and associates because they help corporations control the government. This my friends is not appropriate nor is it honest to attack the good people of the lobbyist community.

Lobbyists, my friends, are a vital part of our government. Without lobbyists, how would we know what our corporations needed to continue to grow and profit? Without lobbyists, how would I know what my friends need to increase their profits or futures?

We need to understand that lobbyist provide a vital niche our government and our corporations helping the military machine to continue to help us through our wars.

Please, my friends, see lobbyists for the people they are and not the hideous and slimy acts they may commit.