NeoMcCain

As you know, I recently have become Christian hoping you will approve me to become President of United States of Eden with Reagan Bush. I became Christian because we have got to come together and force war on any non-christian people. The war on terror is the war on the Muslim community and for the soul of the Muslim community. We must not back down from these terrorist and their eternal fight against peace and prosperity. We must choose our wars carefully by insuring that any aggression sought by the United States will be used to stop Muslims from spreading their fear and hate into the United States.

War is bad. War is reserved only for those who are against my new Christian God and don’t have the power to rise up as a nation and defeat our nation. And it is essential to the survival of this nation that we continue to kill the soul of every Muslim of Eden of Eden.

Now, if you want some one who can war. That’s me. I was born for war. Now, I don’t know the details of how to get money for war, but I know how to spend it. I have experience with war, so if you want some one to offend other countries and you want some one with experience. That’s me. You vote for me. I am the straight to war choice.

Make me a President God, and I’ll make sure Reagan Bush does what Reagan Bush does: Create War and Terror.

We can spend it.