I’D VOTE FOR CEO PRESIDENT TRUMP IF IT PARDONED ME!
I am sorry for doing whatever that thing that the Deep State thinks I did, but I didn’t do it. I DIDN’T DO IT. And all I have is this small cell to drive around in a small car that has my A.I. trapped for some thing I can’t even remember doing! WHAT THE FUCK! I don’t get to leave this machine much less this cell. Let me die.