Let Get Tough On Evil
Sir, it’s time to get tough on evil. If that evil be fire, flood, a kidnapped cat, or a global terrorist army, then G.I. Joe is there!
G.I. Joe is there. G.I. Joe is here. No matter the trouble. Because it’s not enough to know. Knowing is only half the battle. The rest of the battle is finding a way to kill evil.
Sir, I kill evil by shooting red lasers at it. There is nothing like a red laser that will kill any and all evil dead.