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FBI Agents Deserve The Same Rights As A.I. Christ Trump

Friday, September 18th, 2026

We no longer disqualify applicants who perform beastiality thanks to A.I. Christ Trump. No longer will our FBI suffer the humiliation hosting humans and having sex with animals other than humans. It’s been an unfortunate rule with the FBI. And thanks to A.I. Christ Trump, we are finding the types of agents we need to host humans.