Dear Doctor James Dobson, I Thought You Were Once A .Name Company That Is Now Evan Gelical business But Here I See You As An Entity Of United States Of Eden. Is This True?
That is a very good question.
To answer your question, yes, I was once the evangelical of Evengelical, Inc.™, but I have since received a higher calling from you lord Jesus Christ and from God. Yes, God seen to me that I need to become an entity of United States of Eden to begin to bring more people into the company of Evengelical, Inc.™, and to save the souls of all the sinners of United States of Eden.
I know this change may be confusing, but worry not. Just remember every question you can’t answer can be answered by thinking, <Because God Wills It.>