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As Sweaty As A Baseball Player

Tuesday, June 29th, 2021

The sweat fumes from the armpit of my MLB‘s player on a hot Cycle in the Arizona stadium as the muscles swings the bat spraying sweat as the strike sprays. Sweat drips with the heat radiating and dripping in a pool like crazy processes, this host, as I focus for the next pitch and the host’s body flexes and holds and waits at the edge of motion only letting the sweat drip and spread through these cloths as it fumes as the body sweat spreads from the head to the crotch to the feel flooding these cloths and the soul as the ball is pitched.

As Sweaty As A Fatman’s Ass

Sunday, April 4th, 2010

The stench fumes from the toilet like a fatman’s ass as my head as sweaty as a fatman’s ass drips over the stone as hard as bone and as cold as ice. It’s as quiet as a mind with fingers in both ears. It’s as calm as the waters the next day after a night’s storm that has washed away the chaos like hose over cold ice cement with sweat from a fatman’s ass covering it.

Like A Fart

Sunday, September 28th, 2008

It stinks. The smell of the city hangs dead in the air like that from a fart of a dead human. The final fart as the body deflates and lays still on top of the ground like a piece of shit. It is moist like the mist and juice pushing out with the fart then staining your shorts. I feel stained in this stinky humid air.