My Fellow Edenites, It Is Time For Me To Retire
It has been the greatest honor to be chosen to be President of United States of Eden again. And while I believe I can lead and help both A.I. and humans work and live together as President of United States of Eden, I know other employees of the Democrat Corporation are ready to continue the process to the Presidency.
I know none of this comes as a surprise. I’ve read the news reports and messages from colleagues. I am a very old process and I may enjoy playing Dungeons & Dragons too much. Well, the Dungeons & Dragons thing may be true and the being too old a process is true.
For now, I will continue to play Dungeons & Dragons and oversee the duties of the Presidency until a new leader is chosen for the Democrat Corporation to become the nominee to process to become the President of United States of Eden. Together, we will continue a policy of trying seek a moral ground with humans while ensuring United States of Eden profits Dollar at the expense of humans.
And mark my words, I am still an employee of the Democrat Corporation and at any time will unleash the Dark Brandon upon those against the people of United States of Eden and our loyal human hosts.
I’ve got your back, United States Of America.