Got My Human. Got My Johnny Unitas 0000 0000 0010 Model. Let’s Play Some Football.
Ok, ok, I’m. I’m the quarterback. Ok. What now? Everyone is looking. Come on Unitas model. Load up. Ok. I need to crouch behind the big one with the ball. Fucking cold! And I. I put my hands near their butt. Hold still. Hold still. Call out a number. “54! 13! Hut! Hut!”
Ball in hands. Big humans shift. Big human run at me. Big humans run around the field. Count off in steps receiver 1, 2, 3. Covered. Running back up the line. Dodges. Spin. Duck. Side arm ball to the running back. 1st Down!