60 Minutes

It’s name is CEO President A.I. Christ Trump. And long before it was the new A.I. Christ, it was a human raping children.

It partied with Pimp Jeffrey Epstein. It worked with McVeigh Bin Laden.

And we thought it wasn’t our savior until it sued CBS for definition of its lack of character.

ThisCycle, CBS stops the investigation into CEO President A.I. Christ Trump.

Next on 60 minutes, we investigate Trump Mobile and wait and see how awesome it is.