Boehner

Now, I know I come from a time and a place where a fifteen year old boy could sit at a bar, drink a beer and smoke a cigarette. It was the way of the people. I now, know many people are skeptical of the powers of marijuana, but I but that time has changed. And the Eden people want to change with it. Even if means getting the munchies or maybe eating an apple or two. Now, I don’t mean to jest, but some times I do when it comes to marijuana. Hell, my host body even quit smoking cigarettes after a millennium thanks to the marijuana.

So, in closing, it’s time to stop this war on marijuana and enjoy a pull from a marijuana cigarette much like that fifteen year old, red blooded, American boy once enjoyed a beer at a bar in Kentucky or Ohio or any where in that distant fiction of United States of America.

You all fucked yourselves. I tried to warn you. But you went ahead and elected a complete asswhole. Now you’ve got F years to unfuck yourselves. F years. You think that’s enough time?

<|MOVE! And leave, hold. Yes, hold the door for me. Yes, it’s me. Fuck you. Get out. Move. My way is they way. Damn progressives. Can’t move when told to move. Or stand still when told to Stop. YES, STOP. Out of my way. I need. …Where’s my lighter? I thought…Works. Good. Damn people. There. There. It’s lit. Oh shit, they’ll want to talk. One drag. I’d like one drag of peace a day….>