Former Attorney General Al Reno

If we are to bring these terrorists to justice we must further restrict our freedoms while restricting the freedoms of the terrorists. It is the only way to fight terrorism because too much freedom is scary. And it is scary things that cause terror. For example, the freedom of spiders to crawl across your body was once a freedom enjoyed by spiders and those few who like spiders or the chaos of terror. Once we captured all the spiders and limited their movement terror reports of scary spiders decreased, but no longer do the spiders have freedom nor do spider lovers nor chaos likers have the freedom to enjoy spiders. And because we trapped and control the movements of all spiders there are an increase of flies and pesky bugs that are annoying, but do not cause terror.