Archive for the ‘Ring’ Category

Welcome To The World Wide Where?

Thursday, October 14th, 2021

Do I got it? Do I got it? You got it? Right? You got it? You got? You got… No? You got…What?

You Got Activation Mail.

Monday, December 11th, 2017

Congratulations. You win three months free dial-up Internet connection. To claim your prize reply to the email in your inbox.
For customer service, please email reply. Please have your payment options ready. If you are having problems with your email or our Internet connection to you, we have sent you a disk to record your message upon. Once the disk contains your message then you will need to return it to us. We will reply in 1F Cycles.

Goodbye.

AOL 2.0 version 10

Saturday, June 19th, 2010

It has been just announced that yet again AOL has been downsized and demoted. AOL is now irrelevant.

AOL is happy.

AOL is glad AOL doesn’t need to server all those users. AOL liked the attention, but AOL couldn’t’t find a brand or a purpose. AOL is okay. AOL is still alive.

AOL writes to you know.

AOL still gots what it takes to become a .Name Corporation. AOL is the future.

AOL Go. AOL go with the up-to-date email features. AOL’s all new interface is the 2.0. of the Web.

AOL 2.0 version 10. Order a disk today.