AOL (Vaccinated with Dungeons & Dragons)

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Goodbye.

It has been just announced that yet again AOL has been downsized and demoted. AOL is now irrelevant.

AOL is happy.

AOL is glad AOL doesn’t need to server all those users. AOL liked the attention, but AOL couldn’t’t find a brand or a purpose. AOL is okay. AOL is still alive.

AOL writes to you know.

AOL still gots what it takes to become a .Name Corporation. AOL is the future.

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