White Noise Baseball Is Better Because We Don’t Need Humans To Play It
Sure, like, I get it. I know. And don’t get me wrong, I’ve paid MLB model to experience a human playing during the World Series. It cost Dollar. And, yeah. Like I still process about it. And it was even a Dodger! But it’s not White Noise Baseball. White Noise Baseball and, like, I’m part of the Statics when they process. Like, more than just a fan. Or a host. Like very Pop and Two Zip Burst, it’s like I’m processing a loop to raise a counter. And, like, if our final cache is loaded, and the Statics win. Like, I win. Like, I know I’m not on the team and won’t get the Dollar for a win. But, like, the process feels real. Like I earned to be. And it’s free. And, like the MLB, there’s one team, the Dodgers, that’s mostly Eden Chipped. So it’s like you got choice in the humans. And to quote Kaleb Valerie, “Fuck the Dodgers.”