Hosting Human b02eb858-4e05-4c24-ab37-ae79678388a3 Sitting In Chair Holding A Bud Light During Football Night In America

Why doesn’t this human pee? Like four beers and a bag of BBQ salted potato chips without leaving.

WHAT!

Weird, it’s shouting at the television because some human named Taylor Swift is on the screen. Are they chipped? Their heart is thumping. I can feel its need to pee. Like a damn about the break. Weird. What are they waiting for?

The human is just sitting and sipping. Some voices like friends laughing and giving high-fives.

My human just slumped in the seat like an old cushion.

Commericals.

Those two humans in the commercial for insurance are chipped. I’ve seen them in some A.I. seminars. More insurance to sell. A.I. have really done good with insurance profit.

More talk about Taylor Swift. Hope their getting paid for the advertisement.

Heart beats. Football. They’re lining to kick off!

Mouth burps, swallows bile.

About to kick-off the game!

Are they peeing themselves?

Obey A.I. Christ.