I DIDN’T RAPE ANYONE. I LIKE BEER.
We drank beer. We drank beer. And sometime, sometimes, we had too many beers. And you know. We drank beer. We liked beer. And you know. I like beer. We. Drank. Beer. Don’t you like beer? Are you a pussy. Maybe too many beers? But I like beer. And pumping weights. Who doesn’t like beer? And we drank beer. BEER! NOT RAPE. Rapists …Rapists don’t like beer. Rapists do naughty things. Not drink beer. I just don’t see how I could rape some one if I like beer.
And I write calendars. No where on my calendar does it say I raped anyone. I didn’t rape anyone. I drank beer. And beer. BEER AND NOT RAPE! IT. WAS. BEER. It was beer. Who can rape humans and drink beer? I was playing Football. I was pumping IRON. NOT…Not women. I never. Never ever ever said even a bad thing.
Rape. Who had time for rape? BEER. HAVEN’T YOU BEEN…Excuse me. I am a good person who likes beer. After we went to Timmy’s to beer. For brewskies. Not rape.