Morning Schedule
| 2 AM to 5 AM | Crazy Rantings from TRUTH Social and A.I. Christ Trump |
| 5 AM to 6 AM | Childrens Variety Show with Vice President Madam Maxwell |
| 6 AM to 7 AM | Morning Sacrament of Cocaine and Vodka with Secretary of War Hegseth |
| 7 AM to 10 AM | Before Noon Ass Licking of A.I. Christ Trump’s Human’s Ass by Vice Vice President JD Vance |
| 10 AM to 11 AM | Secretary of State Rubio’s Man In The Venezuela Streets Interviews |
| 11 AM to Noon | Bestiality and Friends with FBI Director Patel |